I'm At The Age Where "happy Hour" Means A Nap
I'm Not Aging, I'm Just Becoming A Classic
Birthday Calories Don't Count, It's Science
I'm Not Over The Hill, I'm On Top Of It With A Better View
I Can't Believe I Made It This Far Without A Manual
Another Year Older, Still No Idea What I'm Doing
I'm Not 50, I'm 25 With 25 Years Of Experience
Age Is Just A Number And Mine Is Unlisted
I'm Not Old, I'm Just A Limited Edition
I'm Not 40, I'm 18 With 22 Years Of Experience
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All I Want For Christmas Is For Everyone To Leave Me Alone
