My Mom's Favorite Child Is Me. I Don't Make The Rules.
My Mom's Cooking Is So Good, The Neighbors Invite Themselves Over
I'm Not A Regular Mom, I'm A Cool Mom Who Still Texts In All Caps
I'm Not The Favorite Child, I'm Just The One Mom Calls When Stuff Breaks
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Age Is Just A Number And Mine Is Unlisted
All I Want For Christmas Is For Everyone To Leave Me Alone