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Birthday Calories Don't Count, It's Science
$27.99
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“Birthday Calories Don't Count, It's Science” — A birthday shirt for people aging disgracefully on purpose.
Classic tee, soft everyday fit.
Why you need it: For birthdays — the calories do not count, it is science.
Product details: Gildan 5000 — 100% cotton.
Fit & sizing: Black shirt with white text, white shirt with black text. Sizes S–2XL, Black or White.
Shipping & returns: Printed to order. See the shipping policy for delivery times and the refund policy for returns.