I'm A Therapist. I Listen To Your Problems All Day And Still Can't Fix My Own
I'm A Firefighter. Yes, The Calendar Photos Were My Idea
I'm A Cop. No, I Can't Get You Out Of A Ticket
I'm An Accountant And I Still Can't Afford Brunch
I'm A Mechanic. Your Car Isn't Haunted, You Just Ignore The Noises
I'm A Chef. No, I Won't Cater Your Barbecue For Free
I'm A Bartender. I Listen To Problems I Didn't Cause For Money I Don't Make
I'm A Teacher. No, I Can't Fix Your Kid In One Semester
I'm A Nurse. No, I Won't Look At Your Rash
I Work In It. No, I Won't Fix Your Printer At Thanksgiving
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Age Is Just A Number And Mine Is Unlisted
All I Want For Christmas Is For Everyone To Leave Me Alone
