I Survived Thanksgiving With My In-laws And All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt
I Survived The Group Chat And I'm Still In It
I Work Hard So My Cat Can Sleep 18 Hours A Day
I Work In It. No, I Won't Fix Your Printer At Thanksgiving
I Wrap Presents Like I Live Alone And Nobody Will See Them
I'm A Bartender. I Listen To Problems I Didn't Cause For Money I Don't Make
I'm A Cancer, Yes I'm Still Crying About That Thing From 2015
I'm A Capricorn, I Don't Do Feelings, I Do Spreadsheets
I'm A Chef. No, I Won't Cater Your Barbecue For Free
I'm A Cop. No, I Can't Get You Out Of A Ticket
I'm A Firefighter. Yes, The Calendar Photos Were My Idea
I'm A Gemini, Which Personality Do You Want Today
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