I Don't Snore, I Dream I'm A Motorcycle
I Don't Work Here, I Just Survive Here
I Put "world Peace" On My List And Got Socks
I Survived A Family Road Trip With No Wi-fi
I Survived A Meeting That Could Have Been An Email
I Survived Another Monday And I Want A Medal
I Survived Christmas With My Family And Nobody Got Disowned
I Survived My 20s And All I Got Was This Anxiety
I Survived My In-laws' House For A Whole Weekend
I Survived My Kid's Birthday Party And 14 Screaming Children
I Survived My Own Wedding And I Didn't Even Cry (much)
I Survived Thanksgiving With My In-laws And All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt
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Ceo Of Minding My Own Business
Chief Officer Of Doing The Bare Minimum